I'm gonna steal your girlfriend 
I went to my boys house I met his sister 
I knew right then I had to get with her 
She had a boyfriend he wasn't worthy 
His friends all say he's a wannabe junkie 
I know that this might be wrong but… 
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend 
I know I will steal your girlfriend 
I don't really know her; her boyfriend's richer 
But I find her smile so irresistible 
She's a little younger, but I like that 
Her brother thinks that I got a chance 
We call her the gank queen 
And I can deal with her mood swings 
She thinks animal are vibrating 
It's just a stupid piece of technology 
I know this'll be a big challenge but 
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend 
I'm gonna steal your bitch