I'm Batman, he's Robin In our cardboard Bat Mobile no one can stop us I'm the captain, he's my little skipper We're Tom and Huck just floating down the river I'm the tall one in all his pictures But not for long, I blink and he gets bigger And while I'm working, he watches everything I do He hides my tools so he can fix things in his room What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan And he don't know how much I love my little man I ain't perfect I still got a long, long way to go But I'm his daddy, the star of his show I'm the coolest in my big truck He's Earnhardt of the neighborhood when he rides up front If I promise, he knows I'm gonna And I'm his hero 'cause I love his mama What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan And he don't know how much I love my little man I ain't perfect I still got a long, long way to go But I'm his daddy, the star of his show When he's crying, I dry his tears And when he's scared, he grabs my hand and it all disappears And if you ask him, I'm the strongest 'Cause I'm the one that fights the monsters in his closet What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan And he don't know how much I love my little man I ain't perfect I still got a long, long way to go But I'm his daddy, the star of his show Yeah I'm his daddy, that's all he needs to know I'm Batman, he's Robin