Vop, right down the middle Straight as the straightest rule Is the love of my natural man So right, so straight, so cool Vop, swift as an arrow Strong as a Blackfoot Brave Is the kiss of my natural man Be swift, be strong, behave No strain, no pain Right as the rain No hem, no haw Love is the law Vop, smack on the button Cling to that swingin' line That's the way of my natural man Hot dog, you all, he's mine No strain (no strain), no pain (no pain) Right as the rain (right as the rain) No hem (no hem), no haw (no haw... whup!) Love is the law Vop, smack on the button Cling to that swingin' line That's the way of my natural man Hot dog, you all, he's mine No hesitation, deviation While he's causing palpitations He controls the situation Vop, right down the middle He is my natural man!