A7 D   Cdimi        A7 Fdimi
A fine romance with no kisses,

  F#mi7 Bmi7          G  G/F# A7/6 A7
A fine romance, my friend, this is;

   D         DM7    D7        G  G/F# Cdimi A7
We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes

     D6                B7         Asmi7     F#7  B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes.

A7 D   Cdimi        A7    Fdimi
A fine romance, you won't nestle;

  F#mi7 Bmi7           G   G/F#  A7/6 A7
A fine romance, you won't wres - tle.

        D       A7      D7         D9  Ami7 B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!

Emi7     Fdimi   F#mi7  B7 Emi7     A-9     D
I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance.

A7 D   Cdimi        A7 Fdimi
A fine romance, my good woman

   F#mi7   Bmi7         G   G/F#  A7/6 A7
My strong, aged-in-the-wood  wo - man

        D6              B7         Asmi7  F#7  B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean

    D6                   B7         Asmi7 Gdimi F#7    B7
At least they flap their fins to express  e -  mo - tion

A7 D   Cdimi         A7  Fdimi
A fine romance, with no clinches
A  fine  romance  with  no  clinches

   F#mi7 Bmi7        G  G/F# A7/6 A7
A fine romance with no  hitch - es
A  fine  romance  with  no  hitch  -  es

     D    A7       D7         D9 Ami7 B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance;

Emi7    Fdimi       F#mi7  B7 Emi7      A-9     D
No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.