Well whatever happened to you, whatever happened to us
We missed the proverbial boat, the plane and the train
and the bus
Hey push led to shove, we fell out of love, we tore each
other apart
Love is grand but I can't understand why you broke my
proverbial heart
Well we used to be in love but now we are in hate
You used to say I came too early but it was you who came
too late
Yeah boy meets girl, they give it a whirl, very next
thing you know
He thinks she's nuts and she hates his guts and the bad
blood starts to flow
Well it sounds like sour grapes and that's just what it
is
I'm gonna get me a subscr i ption to Argosy and you can
get you a subscr i ption to Ms.
And it's a whole lot of crap about a tender trap, what it
is is a suicide snare
And all I wanna do is to forget you and our lousy love
affair
