I know a great set of train tracks & I'll gladly tie you to them, girl I'll attempt to grow a moustache just to have something to twirl I cater to them like nobody can I mean your masochistic tendencies I'm the guy who can make you cry & if you want more you better say please Every night I go home shirtless, I'm not wearing any underwear Playing the horses & fooling with foxes, all cavalier & devil-may-care I love to see that look on your face when all of your feelings get hurt Let's face it, you like it, when I treat you like dirt because. R: Nice guys are a dime a dozen; you know what a dime is worth I was born to be the villain in your life; that's why god put me here on earth You say it takes two to tango; that goes for this relationship Put on your beret, your black net hose; I'll get out my bullwhip But I don't have to lay a hand on you to hurt you; I know how Haven't you heard of the unkind word or the power of the arched eyebrow? I must remind you of your old daddy or is it old Uncle Bill? Why do you stay with a heel like me, baby? Haven't you had your fill? I used to beat up on my little sister when she was just a kid A guy like me, a Simon LeGree, is glad about the bad stuff he did because. R: You're the perfect victim; I love pickin' on you My mama told me every little thing a bad man can do So get down on your knees, pretty baby; after that get down on all fours (2-3-4) I don't want to be the hero in my life if I can be the villain in yours because. R: You know what a dime is.worth