It's love and I hate it
I'm happy it's awful
I'd rather be lonely
I feel so abnormal
The flowers, the presents
Each others parents
The search for a nickname that will last forever like
Honey or Bunny or Sweety or Baby!
It's love and I hate it!
It's love and I hate it
Now we're a couple
I miss me every minute
That I am with you
But call me and write me and fax me a message
Where the hell were you I been waitin' an hour
Oopsy and Poopsy and dear heart and baby
Its love and I hate it
It's love and I hate it
It's time to have sex now
For gods sake make sure that
You got the thing in right
And bite me and lick me and go ahead, kiss me
Your love-boat's torpedoed, my periscope's broken
Sugar and dumpling and bum-floppin' baby
It's love and I hate it
It's love and I hate it
This time is different
She was my ex wife
Different hair color
I hate it when say that and do that and wear that
You don't have to tell me I know I look tired
Dear one and darling and buttercup baby
It's love and I hate it
It's love and I hate it
It will last forever
We'll grow old together
I'll push you in your wheelchair
Springtime and summer and autumn and winter
If I die before you, promise you'll join me
Popsicle creamsicle flexical baby
It's love and I hate it
It's love and I hate it
Lets get some sleep now
I can't help it if I snore
You're hogging the duvet
We can't afford one, besides I don't want one
Lets get a cat... I've already got some
Mommy and Daddy and don't call me baby
It's love and I hate it
