I don't think that your wife likes me I don't think that your wife likes me And why do you suppose that that is? I don't know Maybe, maybe it's because we go drinking Yeah, maybe it's 'cause you and I go drinking together And on occasion we take in an off broadway show Or maybe it's because I'm famous Yeah, maybe she's just a little bit jealous Or maybe it's because I was married And now I'm divorced On the telephone she sounds so hostile On the telephone she sounds so hostile to me And when I see her the smile that she flashes me Well, it's kind of forced Anyway, I-I don't think that your wife likes me I don't think that your wife likes me I'm famous and she's jealous And she probably thinks I'm full of crap And I don't think that your wife trusts me Now I don't think that your wife trusts you She thinks I take you out to eighth avenue to catch the... Clap your hands I don't think that your wife likes me I don't think that your wife likes me You know, I detest your wife Did I ever tell you that before? Ha-ha Why do you suppose that that is? I don't know