Mary Maguire and Big Frank Clarke Got drunk again last night I was waiting for my bus when they happened along Man, it was a beautiful sight Mary was laughing, singing a tune Acting like a teenage kid She kept shouting to Frank, ‘Honey, I don't care!' I don't think she did Frank was grinning from ear to ear Two six packs under his arm Late last night he was a happy man Nobody could do him no harm The two of them stumbled across South Main On the Baptist Church steps, they sat Friendly frosties was poppin' Empty cans was droppin' Then Mary, she snatched Frank's hat Frank grabbed Mary by the ponytail He poured beer down the front of her dress He kissed her on the mouth, he threw her on the ground He just loves her that way I guess He picked her up, he wiped her off She giggled and she gave him her hand The two of them staggered off into the night Like the King and the Queen of the land Mary Maguire and Big Frank Clarke Got drunk again last night I was waiting for my bus when they happened along Man, it was a beautiful sight