Wow. I was having a nightmare about Odie. What time is it? Midnight. Must've slept for hours. And I haven't had a thing to eat! Better fix that right away Long about midnight When everybody else has long been sleepin' He'll be creepin' Down to the kitchen of the house Long about midnight When nobody else is even movin' He'll be groovin' Quieter than a mouse Down to the kitchen of the house I said he pokes his head around the corner To make sure nobody's in sight Jumps up on the kitchen table To see what the cat can drag out in the night Around midnight When everybody else is safely sackin' He'll be snackin' On a big lamb Toast and jam Lasagna in a pan Long 'bout the middle of the night Now, does he regret it? Yes, he feels so very blue And when he gets too round He tries to cut down Only for an hour or two Then around midnight When that ol' hunger gets to stirrin' He'll go purrin', light on his feet Till he starts to eat Long about the middle of the night Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch that cat creepin' Goin' down to the kitchen (Long about midnight) Just to see what he can be eatin' Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch that cat purrin' Oh, 'cause he will be stirrin' (Long about midnight) Down in the kitchen of the house Long about midnight (Long about midnight) Watch him movin' Easin' into the kitchen (Long about midnight) Just to see what he can be chewin'