Mama came in shaking her fist
Pointing at the mud on the floor
Tail 'tween my legs, I tried to pretend I'd been a real good boy
Sent me to the doghouse, took away my treats
Called me every name in the book
'Til you calm down, I just lay around and give you that look
'Cause I think you're the greatest
Even when you put me in my crate
I think you're the greatest
It melts my heart each time you call my name
I'm real sorry for stealing your socks
And chewing on the leg of your chair
I need that smell to ease my mind
It's like a hug when you're not there
My guilty face gives me away
When I'm trying to cover my crimes
I'm buried up hiding under my paws
But you're onto me every time
And I think you're the greatest
Even when you put me in my crate
I think you're the greatest
It melts my heart each time you call my name
Don't know how I got this lucky
And I felt safe since the day you brought me home
I'd give the world just to lick your face
You can even have my bone
'Cause I think you're the greatest
Even when you put me in my crate
I think you're the greatest
It melts my heart each time you call my name
I think you're the greatest
Even when you put me in my crate
I think you're the greatest
I'm your dog and I can't change my ways
