You're the reason I'm ridin' round on recapped tyres And you're the reason I'm a hangin' our clothes outside on walls You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything But I love you just the same You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything But I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have everything we need Cause when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything But I love you just the same Conway why in the devil don't you gon' And shave an' put on a clean pair of pants Loretta look at yourself I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair And go put on a little bit of make up And get out of the housecoat before supper Ha well let me tell you somethin' Conway Considerin' everything I went through today I look like a movie star Yeah Ruth Cassidy Thank you Besides that All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway Oh they did huh what about the one's that's bald Well I guess you might say they took after me