I'm gonna join a county fair A sideshow on the midway I'm so good at gettin' hurt I might as well be getting paid Stand to make a fortune Why be a fool for free? When I can charge a dime for every time They make a fool out of me I'll be shouting Step right up and break my heart It's so easy to do And naturally, the hurting's on me So you ain't got nothing to lose Step right up and break my heart Hey boys, don't be shy I guarantee it's so easy A winner every time Oh I must've been out of my mind Why didn't I think of this before? I can't help being a fool But at least now I won't be poor 'Cause the boys will come from miles around 'Cause they love to see me hurt So if they don't mind standing in line I can give 'em their money's worth I'll be shouting Step right up and break my heart It's so easy to do And naturally, the hurting's on me So you ain't got nothing to lose Step right up and break my heart Hey boys, don't be shy I guarantee it's so easy A winner every time Step right up and break my heart It's so easy to do And naturally, the hurting's on me So you ain't got nothing to lose Step right up and break my heart Hey boys, don't be shy I guarantee it's so easy A winner every time