It'd be nice if I could light up a cigarette Take a drag and just forget And let her go up in smoke And crack a top on some ice-cold Drop a needle on some George Jones Or get lost on some old backroad Well, that usually does it But this time, it ain't gonna cut it That girl's a whiskey problem The only way I know to get her gone Is leaning on the bottle And hoping that her memory ain't as strong So I'll pour another glass 'til I don't want her back 'Til I'm too damn drunk to know I'm at the bottom That girl's a whiskey problem Well, I don't know how long this is gonna take But hell, at this rate This place gon' run out of drinks to pour And no matter how you mix it Sober ain't gon' fix it And if I know one thing for sure That girl's a whiskey problem The only way I know to get her gone Is leaning on the bottle And hoping that her memory ain't as strong So I'll pour another glass 'til I don't want her back Until I'm too damn drunk to know I'm at the bottom That girl's a whiskey problem (That girl's a whiskey problem) Now I'm seeing double and the bar's about to close The trouble is I don't know if I got enough back home For this whiskey problem The only way I know to get her gone Is leaning on the bottle And hoping that her memory ain't as strong So I'll pour another glass 'til I don't want her back 'Til I'm too damn drunk to know I'm at the bottom That girl's a whiskey problem That girl's a whiskey problem