Sit down fool let's have a conversation 
I got a few opinions 'bout our co-habitation 
What's a matter baby did I do something wrong? 
I took out the garbage and I mowed the lawn 

This ain't about what you do or don't do 
Although I'd like to get into that too 
Now, you always complainin' about what I forgot 
Now, you runnin' cold when I'm runnin' hot 

Doors are slammin' windows rattle 
Raise a flag put an end to this battle 
It's all of this talk that is makin' us weary 
Loves harder to figure thatn the big bang theory 

Looky here baby you could do a lot worse 
Well you ain't the center of the universe 
Hey, I'm light years better than what you've ever had 
Anthropic principles oh so sad 

Say what? 
Listen up 
When I want to get lucky all we do is fight 
Wore yourself out on the remote last night 

Doors are slammin' windows rattle 
Raise a flag put an end to this battle 
It's all of this talk that is makin' us weary 
Loves harder to figure thatn the big bang theory 

Now you got me thinkin' 'bout the way things are 
Look here bullet-boy, you ain't always right 
You can't even find your way home at nights 
What's up with that? 

I'd like to address the way you bring home the car 
You're out-o-gas, full-o-trash 
You talkin' trash while you spendin' my cash 
What happened to the fender, I'm afraid to ask 

You so cute when you're mad 
You're a fright when we fight 
Must be a better way to spend the night 
Opposite attraction began this reaction 

100% pure satisfaction 
Hey super nova better move on over 
'Bout me and you, woman and man 
Been this way since time began 

Doors are slammin' windows rattle 
Raise a flag put an end to this battles 
It's all of this talk that is makin' us wary 
Loves harder to figure than the big bang theory