Coffee, coffee you're my heroine You open my eyes better than anyone Oh when I've done all the things that I wanna do Make sure I'm buried next to somebody I'd like to talk to Oh she lives again Well Ezmerelda you're my heroine The way she dances is cooler than anyone Oh when I've done all the things that I wanna do Make sure I'm buried next to somebody who likes to argue Oh she lives again Edith Piaf now she's my heroine A bolder sparrow there has never been Oh when I've done all the things I wanna do Make sure I'm buried next to somebody I'd like to talk to Oh she lives again Hey Charlie, Oh Charlie you're my heroine Technically a he, but he is quite femenine Oh when I've done all the things I wanna do Make sure I'm buried next to somebody who likes to argue Oh he lives again And little red rider now she's my heroine A fiercer shade of red I've never seen When I've sung all the songs I wanna sing Make sure you hold onto the lady with the blue ring Oh she lives again First sign of spring oh you're my heroine You've left mightiness high high as anyone So after I've sung all the songs that I wanna sing I'll be glad the seasons always have their change to bring