Please eat your greens 
and don’t sit close to screens, 
your eyes are a means to an end. 
And I would be sorry if, due to your hurry, 
you were hit by a lorry my friend. 
Like you always say, 
Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die, 
safe travels, don’t die. 
Don’t walk on ice, no matter how nice, 
how sturdy, enticing it seems. 
Please cross at the lights 
and don’t start fires or fights and 
don’t dabble in heights on caffeine. 
Like you always say 
Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die, 
safe travels, don’t die. 
Don’t swallow bleach 
out on Sandymount beach, 
I’m not sure I’d reach you in time my boy. 
Please don’t bungee jump 
or ignore a strange lump 
and a gasoline pump’s not a toy. 
Like you always say 
Safe travels, don’t die, don’t die, 
safe travels, don’t die.