I hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall To remind me that I was a fool To tell me where I came from And what I thought I could be As a spoiled little kid About to leave catholic school Lord Please make me love myself So that I might love You Lord Make me a liar Because I swore to God Back when swearing still felt like the truth You let Saint Bernard sit at the top of my driveway You always said how you loved dogs I don't know if I count But I'm trying my best When I'm howling and barking this song