Talk while looking over
Over my shoulder
That's considered rude
Like your Mumma once told ya
Give an empty gesture
Lovely suggestion
So that's okay with you
If I stay in your guest room

Lengthy conversations
Of everywhere you've been
Don't you know that actors
Are not that attractive
It could have lasted
You're tripping acid
So that's ok with you
When you're treating me nasty

Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room

That really ticks me off
Oh, that really ticks me off
Yeah, that really ticks me off
Oh, that really ticks me off
Yeah, that really ticks me off

And if we're talking about me
We're talking around it
I'm always irritated
'Cause you're beautifully jaded
Protesting an issue
That doesn't affect you
Masculinity grew
That time you turned down a tissue

Whatever happened last night
Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room

That really ticks me off
Oh, that really ticks me off
Yeah, that really ticks me off
Oh, that really ticks me off
Yeah, that really ticks me off

Whatever happened last night
Whatever happened last night
Whatever happened last night
Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room last night

Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room last night
Whatever happened last night
You really caught me in a mood last night
Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room
Don't you know that you were rude last night
Whatever happened last night
I think we always knew we'd up in a feud last night

That really ticks me off
(When I was in the room last night)
Oh, that ticks me off
(Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room last night)
That ticks me off
(Whatever happened last night
When I was in the room last night)
Oh, that really ticks me off
(Whatever happened last night
You really caught me in a mood last night)
That really ticks me off
Yeah, that really ticks me off