You're always saying that I drink too much You're always say that I smoke too much Go on and on and on about it But these things I love too much Broken glass and bottle tops Running free and from the cops Singing to the friends I got So I don't get lonely Oh I love it all I love everything I do You might get jealous sometimes But you're in there too Oh I love it all I love everything I do I might be a menace sometimes And soon you'll be one too Take it or leave it I've been swinging from the ceilings And that's who I'm seen as Chasing what I sleep and dream up Popeye had spinach and I have grass Who would think beer could make you so fast I'm getting younger by every measure Peter Pan but with a lot more treasure Oh I love it all I love everything I do You might get jealous sometimes But you're in there too Oh I love it all I love everything I do I might be a menace sometimes And soon you'll be one too Loving all that I do But I still love you too (Oh I love it all I love) Oh, maybe one day I'll stop drinking (Might get jealous sometimes but) And maybe one day I will stop smoking (Oh I love it all I love) But not today that's for sure Put a beer in one hand and a joint in the other (Might be menace sometimes and) And I'll sit down, and I'll shut up