You don't even care about me Tell me why I care about you This ain't the movies but I think that you're the one Rachel let me be your Mr. McAdams Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams I'll take your name girl, facts It's insanely farfetched I ain't playing, why you think I've been rapping To be Mr. McAdams, say yes Don't lie to me, don't lie to me, don't lie You think I'm fucking sick You think I lost my shit You think I'm weird AF But that endearing freckle upon your chin is too much I got a freckle on my face too I know you've dated Taylor Kitsch (Uh) And I know you've seen Ryan Gosling's dick (Skrrt!) Oh girl, I don't know at all girl I just wanna take you to a ball, have a ball girl Valet will call me Mr. McAdams Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams I'll take your name girl, facts It's insanely farfetched I ain't playing, why you think I've been rapping To be Mr. McAdams, say yes Are you a blonde or brunette? You pull 'em both off like socks in a bed Notebook even had a little bit of red (True) I don't why I'm telling you why about your hair (Ah) You would know best, you was there, it's your hair (Stupid) Girl I confess that I suck dick (Ay) Not suck dick like gave head (Nah) I'm just bad at doing this shit (Hey) Girl just let me prove that I'm him (Ay) Heard you're 5'4", I bet you don't even know that's my ideal height (Ay) I'm 6" (Ay), eh 5'11", I'm 5'10" (Oh), friends say I'm funny (Yep) And I got fans too so I can relate to this being off-putting (Sorry) But I just know you'd like what I could give (Swerve) Imagine guac without no chips (Ooh) Imagine me up at your door (Ay) Out of nowhere (Oh) What would you say? (Oh) What would we do? (Oh) Probably be weird, too much buildup, (Uh) Too much presh Or maybe we would fuck like rabbits Maybe I'm your Brad Pitt Fuck Brad Pitt Don't think about him I'm Mr. McAdams (Mr. McAdams) Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams (Mr. McAdams) I'll take your name girl, facts It's insanely farfetched I ain't playing, why you think I've been rapping To be Mr. McAdams, say yes You don't even care about me Tell me why I care about you This ain't the movies but I think that you're the one Rachel let me be your Mr. McAdams