If you're facin' imminent disaster
Sing a little song
A pretty little song
If they start to question your abilities
Well, sing a little song
A pretty little song
As the stones are moving through your kidneys
Sing a little song
A pretty little song

There's something strange a chaffing at your testes
Well, sing a little song
A pretty little song
If they accuse you of not flossing daily
Well, sing a little song
And tell them that they're wrong
A pretty little song
A pretty little song