Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart Quicker than a shock When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor When I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) You waited this long now stop debating 'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty Little hellions kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners, helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells (bitch) A visionary, vision is scary Could start a revolution Polluting the air waves a rebel So just let me revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass And it's a disaster Such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass You ask for me? I'm back Fix your bent antennae Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in And up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing attention please Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty