Open up a beer And you say get over here And play a video game I'm in his favorite sun dress Watching me get undressed Take that body downtown I say you the bestest Lean in for a big kiss Put his favorite perfume on Go play a video game You my link to the past Cause we go way way back Tap dat ass Like an xbox pad I'll be your mega man You'll be my princess peach I'll take you everywhere PSP You know me I'll be there You need money I got spare If you cheatin I don't care Cause I do my fair share You killing shit fatalities All dem other bitches is mad at me Cause you got that strategy That makes me one of your Casualties Let me play you like a fucking video game I'll plug myself in and enter the name I'll get your highscore Its all I'm asking for Number one Forever and more Let me play you like a fucking video game I'll plug myself in and enter the name I'll get your highscore Its all I'm asking for Number one Forever and more Yeah you're player two but You my number one in fact You make my heart Bump bump Like a rumble pack You got it great And you love playin with my solid snake You gonna be with me You my life You my plus one I'm shootin other birds down Fuck em Duck hunt I'm your hero You in any kind of harm Then you should say so I'mma take you round the world like carmen sandiego Applause I want you so bad 6 stars and oh I say you the bestest I say you the bestest Bestest Let me play you like a fucking video game I'll plug myself in and enter the name I'll get your highscore Its all I'm asking for Number one Forever and more