Old Man Sunshine, listen, you
Never tell me dreams come true
Just try it and I'll start a riot
Beatrice Fairfax, don't you dare
Ever tell me he will care
I'm certain it's the final curtain

Don't want to hear from any cheerful Pollyannas
Who tell me love will find a way; it's all bananas

They're writing songs of love, but not for me
A lucky star's above, but not for me
With love to lead the way
I found more clouds are gray
Than any Russian play could guarantee

I was a fool to fall and get that way
Hi ho! Alas! And also lack a day!
Although I can't dismiss
The memory of his kiss
I guess he's not for me

With every happy plot
Ends in a marriage knot
I guess he's not for me