I wish it could be simple Wish I could be happy with what I got I could live the dream for just two hours Sailing on a rented yacht Trust fund wanna-be, got these new shoes Over-bored with an overdraft fee I wish I was happy, but I'm not Why's it so hard being an American girl Why's it so hard living in a first-problem world When the prettiest things are now holding me back And I can't get away from this massive attack Why's it so hard being an American girl Too young for the bar So I went to the bank Got a loan for college Where all I did was drank Workin' so hard to repay sallie mae Gonna have to freeze my eggs if I want kids someday If you build it they will come I don't think that works for everyone Chevrolet promises windblown hair Now I'm stuck in traffic going nowhere Why's it so hard being an American girl Why's it so hard living in a first-problem world When the American promise is the land of the free But I'm waiting for the bill for the air that I breath Why's it so hard being an American girl Every heart beats true Every heart beats true Every heart beats true Every heart beats true For the red white & blue Tell me girls, what are we gonna do Girl power is more than a spice, it's a meal Don't let them feed you You can't trust what they have Put the pill under your tongue When they turn their backs So, put your highest heels on Because we have to aim HIGH Why is it so hard being an American girl