I'm a monster so don't walk my way Don't trust my smile my teeth are like knives I'll drag you down and suck you dry Don't laugh at my jokes, the punchline is murder Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a choke hold I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see Believe everything you've ever heard about me, suck it up If you see me coming don't stop, just turn and walk the other way I will not lie about what I have done I will not lie about what I will do to you The sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell