I had one lover in all my life he left me high and dry But after I cried all my tears I learned how to get by There's been old friends to ease my pain Jack Daniels to name a few But I'll be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you Well, I've been out with Johnny Red George Stickle is on my soul I'll take him Southern Comfort to me sweet Kentucky beau And on those cold nights Old Grandad has helped me make it through But I'll be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you Well, I have seen some losers who could make a statue cry But boy if you had feathers I'd swear that you could fly Yes, I came in here alone and yes I've had a few But I'll be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you Don't get the impression that I care about what you do But when it gets close to Thanksgiving I hide if I were you Yes, I came in here alone and yes I've had a few But I'll be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you But I'll be damned if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you