Dearly beloved
We warmly welcome you to the First Congregational Church of Eternal Love and Free Hugs
Here in Little Sudbury
Today is called the Feast of Michaelmas
For the reason this blessed day that the archangel Michael threw Lucifer out of Heaven
We ask ourselves on this day what would we do in such a situation that said Michael found himself
Staring into the face of pure unadulterated evil
Will we surrender, roll over, bend over
Or will we say
Not on your nelly
Not tonight, Lucifer
Not tonight