So for real, here's the deal:
I'm a typical teen, if you know what I mean
Like, completely way normal
And okay, let me say, here in Beverly LA
Things are totally the way they should be
My days are carefully orchestrated
My world is color-coordinated
And hey, it's really not complicated
In stripes or plaid, life is pretty rad
A glossy double-spread in a magazine ad
'Cause everything is perfect
Everything's faboo
Everything's unfolding how I want it to
Everything that happens happens right on cue
And everything is perfect
That's my dad, he's not mad
Just a teeny bit tense, which completely makes sense
He's a major league lawyer
People pay half a K for an hour of his day
But he likes to fight his daughter for free
His meds all need to be regulated
His meals calorically calculated
And sure he gets a bit aggravated
But even so, our status is quo
My allowance way high, his cholesterol low
And everything is perfect
Everything is chill (everything's faboo)
Everything gets handled, and it always will (like I want it to)
Everything including this month's amex bill
'Cause everything is perfect
That's my mom, she was the bomb
Just look at her, a total betty
She died when I was two in a freak liposuction mistake
It sucks I guess, but nonetheless
No prob, 'cause we've been holding steady
And though I miss her totally
It's like she's watching over me
And I'm way sure that she'd agree
Our lives are perfect as can be (it's Dionne, girlfriend, dude)
Everything is perfect (everything is perfect)
Everything's the best (everything's faboo)
Everybody's doing (everything is perfect)
Just as I suggest (as I want it to)
Life's a teenage daydream
Not some drama fest
Yes everything from A to Z
Is awesome sauce and worry free
A candy-colored symphony
And all of it revolves around me
Everything is perfect
