New girl, you're one giant mystery
Yeah, it's true, girl, but that's something you can use
You, girl, can rewrite your history
And you can be, well, anything you choose
So let us help you choose
1, 2, 3
Come right here let's see
We're all about maxing out your popularity
We've got to fix all this, like, immediately
It's up to you, but you better agree
Oh-oh, we don't need to redefine you
No-oh, you should do you
So-oh, we'll just slightly redesign you
Woah-oh, 'til you're brand new
New girl, that dye in your hair now (it's manic panic, electric pink)
Some shampoo, girl, should wash that whole mess away
Lesson two, girl, that designer you wear now (it's army navy at least I think)
Let's toss it all for something less passé
Your new life starts today
Wham! Bam! Pow!
We can show ya how
To fix your skin and your toenails and your monobrow
It won't take too much until you're a total wow
And, oh, hello, take a look at you now
Oh-oh, life is what you choose to make it
No-oh, no-one but you
So-oh, take your lame old mould and break it
Woah-oh, try on something new
First the Galleria, they'll be super glad to see ya
Once they've gotten the idea that we're buying out the store
Over to Fred Segal, where we'll spend like it's illegal
Then sashay across the way to do rodeo door to door
Maybe if you wanna, we'll hit Dolce and Gabbana
Plus we gotta go to Prada and Versace and Dior
Then of course to Bloomies and to Barneys and to Saks
And finish off with smoothies and a facial and a wax
Then if we feel ready, we can finally relax
'Cause guess who's gonna be assimilated to the max?
As a new girl, completely on track now (who's that new girl, she looks so cool?)
Shining through, girl, as one of the chosen few (is she that new girl we saw at school?)
It's all you girl, 'cause we got your back now (is that new girl on rocket fuel?)
Now it's your big debut (it's your big debut)
Let's see what you can do (let's see what you can do)
And look who looks brand new
New girl
