Mr. sixty nine has suddenly come to rest He died on the job that he did best Oh you lucky angels Heaven will be fine Havin'lots of fun with Mr.sixty nine Take care... he's hot Take care... he's cool Beware... little angels Beware... here he comes Mr.sixty nine sweet sixty nine Mr.sixty nine Mr.sixty nine It's a bad joke the way in which he died He did choke on a lady's sanitary pad Oh you lucky angels heaven will be fine Havin'lots offun with Mr.sixty nine