You and your girls, me and my guys Can all connect and have a real good time It ain't your duty, girl go get your booty Let's get somewhere and let the night unwind She'll do And a funny looking friend that's with her But her too The liquor got me saying whatever I want to She on me like a brand new sweater But I'm cool, mama I want you So now I step into the party, sipping on liquor Looking for a prize, right lines to deliver So she can take me home, let me dip off in her liver Make her say like flipper But she had a big girl with her and hatin' one, boo Give me the friend, I'mma take the fat one too Set it out like make it right for your due Dip her booty like bubblegum already been chewed Head full of weed and a bad attitude Mouth full of dough and a plate full of food Wait for her to move 'cause I'm casing the place Off of Caribou Lou so I can't see her face But we off to, you ain't scared to go, is ya? I want you, it ain't fair if I kiss ya I'm on you, get her home and do the grown up She wasn't quite as pretty when I woke up But she'll do She'll do And a funny looking friend that's with her But her too The liquor got me saying whatever I want to She on me like a brand new sweater But I'm cool, mama I want you And this is for everybody 'Specially the ugly people that's at the party I see all you big girls looking at me You got the muchies well I'm your Laffy Taffy Girl get at me Now if I can't get her I'll settle for you girl Looking right from behind, turn around I'm like oooh girl Looking like Pepé Le Pew's girl, it just won't pass I'm stunned, you cute girls If I have one more drink it really ain't gon' matter What my homeboys think beside you gotta think outside the box At times you find a broad that's not as finest as you had in mind So stop being picky, picky, picky Little liquorice sticky icky, get you licky, licky I'm debating a connoisseur in a fishy city Drill her in and I'll still do her if she iffy, iffy Damn straigh, 'cause when the lights go out And that thang gon' rock Then you'll understand what I'm talking about If you thin, tall or short or even big as a shark Everybody looks good in the dark, don't you agree? She'll do And a funny looking friend that's with her But her too The liquor got me saying whatever I want to She on me like a brand new sweater But I'm cool, mama I want you And this is for everybody 'Specially the ugly people that's at the party I see all you big girls looking at me You got the muchies well I'm your Laffy Taffy Girl get at me Ayo, I don't mean to [?], I take by twos man I keeps it on the under, these is late night moves (oh, wow) Now usually I take some slender But she was hella blunt with a fat-ass bender A classic case of eyes bigger than my stomach I hope that homies don't find out, I can't believe I've done it All I know is I was on the floor doin' my thing, man But somehow and somewhere I fucked around, I can't lean man I got drugged and off morning I get you She was bigger than Tim and Dave and looking hella huge But I ain't no punk homie, I slap that ass Smelling like wheel diggers, I tap that ass If my girl only knew, she weighs compared to the broad I screw But understanding ain't a tits or a tan She bites chicken and puts chips on my hand So-a so She'll do And a funny looking friend that's with her But her too The liquor got me saying whatever I want to She on me like a brand new sweater But I'm cool, mama I want you And this is for everybody 'Specially the ugly people that's at the party I see all you big girls looking at me You got the muchies well I'm your Laffy Taffy Girl get at me