Mommy, is there more than just one Santa Claus?
'cause he shows up most everywhere we go
I swear that we just saw him in the shopping mall
But now here he is ringing this bell at the grocery store

I know you told me that his reindeer move at lightning speed
But how did his eyes turn from blue to brown?
And his sleigh might be magic but it don't make sense to me
How in twenty minutes flat did he lose thirty pounds?

Mommy, is there more than just one Santa Claus?
'cause he shows up most everywhere we go

I know you told me that his reindeer move at lightning speed
But how'd his nose get bigger just like that?
And his sleigh might be magic but it don't make sense to me
Tell me how on earth did his skin change from white to black?

Mommy, is there more than just one Santa Claus?
'cause he shows up most everywhere we go
I swear that we just saw him in the shopping mall
But now here he is ringing this bell at the grocery store

And that's because...
There must be more than just one Santa Claus!