Hey, man! Yeah, what's happenin', man? Dig this old lady comin' down the street! She got on yellow hot pants, and purple boots! Hey, hey there, fellas, how're y'all doin'? Yeah! Hey, there, what's your name, old lady? My name is Funky Granny Funky Granny?! That's right, son, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, boy? If you Funky Granny Let me see you get funky right here! Well, dig this and watch me Get funky! Sock it to me! Oh, oh, oh! Y'all gonna make me have a heart attack! Be cool now Let me take the cane, Granny Let me take the cane Ow! You know somethin', y'all, young fellas? Yeah You're livin' in a hip age But I'm here, too You didn't know that, did you? We know you're old, Granny Granny ain't old, baby, Granny got soul! Oh, yeah! Watch me get it down, watch me, watch me! Ooh, my back, whoa Get it, get it, Granny I'm doin' it! Get it I'ma get it on before it's all over Yeah, whoo! I got this from my grandson, watch this! Whoo! Get it! That is so funky Hey, Granny, you know what? What's that, boy? I heard you go with the funky man No, no, you got it all wrong The funky man like me He wanna go out with me one night With his funny lookin' stuff I told him Listen here, this is what I told him What you tell him, Funky Granny? I said, if you can't do the Funky Granny, funky man You can't go out with me You got to be soft to go out with me, funky man Dig it? 'Cause Granny got soul (Funky Granny) Granny ain't old (Funky Granny) Granny got lots of soul! (Funky Granny) (Funky Granny) Go on and do your thing, Granny Go on down the street (Funky Granny) Yeah, I'm doin' it Go ahead, Granny (Funky Granny) Whoo! (Funky Granny) Man, that some mad old lady! (Funky Granny) Come over here, boy! (Funky Granny) Talkin' 'bout Funky Granny (Funky Granny) That's my name (Funky Granny) That's how I got my fame, whoo! (Funky Granny) Y'all better get hip with Granny 'Cause she's hip! (Funky Granny) I'm tellin' you, I'm super hip (Funky Granny) Y'all young punks ain't got nothin' on me (Funky Granny) Nothin' (Funky Granny) Watch this, whoo! (Funky Granny) She old and she got soul, brother (Funky Granny) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Funky Granny) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Funky Granny) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Funky Granny) I love to do my thing I love to do my thing Hit it, Granny! (Funky Granny) In the morning, in the morning I love to do my thing Do it, Granny, do it! (Funky Granny) Watch me get it, uh! Watch out, y'all Watch me do the James Brown Hey, get back in the corner one more time Say, hit it, y'all, whoo! Hey, Granny, let me see you do a caper! Watch this! (Funky Granny) Hey, baby (Funky Granny) You're cool, boy Step back (Funky Granny) That's my name That's how I got my fame (Funky Granny) Let me do my thing Y'all be alright (Funky Granny) I see y'all, I see y'all now (Funky Granny) Y'all be cool Y'all keep doin' that funky thing now (Funky Granny) I'll be back, I sure will! (Funky Granny) Y'all like my hot dance? (Funky Granny) Yeah! That's a bad old lady, man! (Funky Granny) Yeah, yeah! Yeah, man! (Funky Granny) E-I-E-I-E-I-O E-I-E-E-E-E-E-E... (Funky Granny) Ooh! (Funky Granny) Ooh, my backside, oh... (Funky Granny) Talkin' 'bout your rheumatism now, Granny I ain't got no rheumatism (Funky Granny) (Funky Granny) I'ma shake this rheumatism loose in a minute Watch this, whoo! (Funky Granny) Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa! (Funky Granny) Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoo! (Funky Granny) Oh! Old lady look nice Granny, oh, Granny Granny! She fell down on flat as dead, man