Welcome aboard the crazy trip Circle of fools say 'hi' Watch your step or you might trip We're glad you came on by The guys and I have prepared a brew You really ought to taste It makes you strong and make you *beep* Don't let it go to waste Care for some sweets to chase your drink? I see you've quite a thirst No no no you can't yet go First things must come first Delicious not? you feel alive? You need alittle space? So you're not feeling well? What's wrong with your face? Holy smokes! we goofed again The brew is not quite right We'll take him back behind the pen And try again tonight Welcome aboard the crazy trip Circle of fools say 'hi' Watch your step or you might trip We're glad you came on by Great that we pretend that we are all that We enjoy ourselves Should we get some help? We have always failed yet there is no doubt Can't go wrong from here We are down and out All of us are going down