She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not It's a lot to give for what I got She loves me, she loves me not I woke up one morning, it was Valentine's Day Walked to her house the usual way I knocked on her door, there all alone A voice in the distance shouted "Nobody's home" A dozen red roses behind my back I peeked through the keyhole and the flowers turned black And what to my wondering eyes did appear? My Valentine with the man of the year She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not It's a lot to give for what I got She loves me, she loves me not I was her daddy and she was my child My little angel was driving me wild I gave her her lessons, I taught her the rules I was a teacher and she was at school A straight A student, ooh she learned quick She sat at the black board and pointed her stick I created a monster in black spike heels She kicked in the teeth and I learned how to squeal She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not It's a lot to give for what I got She loves me, she loves me not My only solution was an ad in the press Wanted: a female for a man in a mess I'll give you my honor and I'll guarantee Won't do to you what she did to me She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not It's a lot to give for what I got She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not It's a lot to give for what I got She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not She loves me, she loves me not