He has such good parties 
I go there all the time 
It's all so fascinating 
Cheap thrills and lousy wine 
His records - Joe Passe 
So classy 
I don't know 
I've seen his collection 
And now I've got to go 
My fine friends wave to me 
They're dancing high in their tree 
It's all so fascinating 
I'm stuck for words, but then 
His girls are X-rated 
He's making films again 
The boys are all in leather 
It's real hot weather but they don't mind 
You're taking a chance 
If you don't know what to find 
My fine friends wave to me 
They're dancing high in their tree 
{instrumental break} 
I don't know why I bother 
To get dressed up for this 
I'd rather be writing just one hit for this mess 
I think I'll start dancing 
And throw some glass around 
Then first thing tomorrow 
I'm going to quit this town 
My fine friends wave to me 
They're dancing high in their tree 
{instrumental break} 
(spoken) 
Oh boy the movie's on 
I just know it must be blue 
They're falling over 
Throwing up 
'Cos there's nothing else to do 
Everyone's crawling around 
On all fours 
And I wouldn't leave now if I were you 
'Cos they're shutting all the doors