I put on my prettiest dress
Then cry at my own birthday party
Don't I look like such a mess?
I don't think I'm even sorry, my sob story
Disaster is my favorite compliment
I love my party dress
I'm having a great time
Being the punchline
Of my own joke
I think I'm gonna be fine (Be fine, be fine, be fine)
This comedy of mine
I laugh so hard I choke
I laugh so hard I choke
Mascara running down my cheeks
Forgot to eat lunch for the third time this week
My mom is worried about me
Like how'd she ever raise such a goddamn crybaby
That's so embarrassing
What a little bitch
I turned out to be
Lost my dignity
Ran out of money
I don't know how to fix
What I cannot see
Got no clarity
It's kinda funny
I'm having a great time
Being the punchline
Of my own joke
I think I'm gonna be fine (Be fine, be fine, be fine)
This comedy of mine
I laugh so hard I choke
I laugh so hard I choke
All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
Is a pity party
All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
I'm not even sorry
All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
Is my fucking party
All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
And I won't be sorry
All I really want
All I really want
All I really want
Is a pity party
