Kickin' me out just to beg me to move back in
I'll come home if you're sorry
I'm sorry for every "I'm sorry" I said

I shoulda knew somethin' was wrong
When I got dressed for service, told me
You don't wanna go no more
Soon as I made it back home
Everything was gone
Except the scent of your perfume in the room

And my grand piano
Can't help but write love songs for you
For every promise that I broke
I hope that you forget it
As soon as you hear what I wrote
On this grand piano

I get so jealous when you listen to Ed Sheeran
It's less about him and more about
The way he makes you smile when you're listenin'
'Cause I know I can give you that feelin'
That [?] that sexual healin'

I know (I know, I know)
You can hear my heart speak through this song

On my grand piano
Can't help but write love songs 'bout you
For every promise that I broke
I hope that you forget it
As soon as you hear what I wrote
On this grand piano

On my grand piano
Can't help but write love songs 'bout you
For every promise that I broke
I hope that you forget it
As soon as you hear what I wrote

On my grand piano
Can't help but write love songs 'bout you
For every promise that I broke
I hope that you forget it
As soon as you hear what I wrote
On this grand piano