All these sixty hour weeks without a vacation I'm all mixed up, and my body's achin' Talked to the doctor at the bar down the street Oh, but all he could offer me was sympathy I finished my drink, and got up to go Everybody said "goodbye", but I said "adios" Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep Been countin' margarita instead of sheep I close my eyes, and all I see Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe I might be borderline crazy Well, I drove past my exit goin' into work today And my mind once again went to Monterey I hear mariachi bands playin' in my head The less that I listen, the louder it gets Been goin' to bed with my flip-flops on I just might be too far gone Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep Been countin' margarita instead of sheep I close my eyes, and all I see Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe I might be borderline crazy Yeah, I'm all twisted up like a big pinata What I need right now is a whole lot of nada Got these blue collar blues, and I can't sleep Been countin' margarita instead of sheep I close my eyes, and all I see Is a clod of senoritas dancin' around me I don't think I'm losin' my mind, but I'm thinkin' maybe I might be borderline crazy Yeah, I might just be borderline crazy