I've taken out your dog, your pet rabbit and your frog I've opened all your mail, you realise you could go to jail You can scream and scream and scream But you still shattered my every dream Chorus: You're nasty, so nasty (2x) Nasty (4x) Tell me why you're so nasty to me. I've waited days for you, ain't going to wait on long holidays too Left me in charge, left your poodles at large It's me who has to wipe up the mess Next thing I know you'll have me wearing a dress, no fair now Chorus I've done everything I can, now you say I'm not a man Ask me why should I care, I don't know why but I want to share Stocks and shares you've got, before I'm gone, I'll have the lot Sounds bad but it's true Chorus You have to draw the line, shatter, shatter the ?? Back to my mother and father Back to my homosexual brother Let's get back into my normal mess I can discard my expensive dress Tell me now Chorus Nasty, nasty to me