She don't love me She loves my automobile She don't love me She loves my automobile But she would do anything Just to slide behind the wheel She said, "What's it going to take For you to lay your top on down?" She said, "What's it going to take For you to lay your top on down?" I said, "Honey, why don't you ask me When we get to the outskirts of town?" Well, now she don't care If I'm stoned or sloppy drunk Well, now she don't care If I'm stoned or sloppy drunk Long as she got the keys And there's a spare wheel in her trunk