Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll all lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back

Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear my junk
Maybe I'll just get drunk
On apple wine
Me, I'll be just fine

And dandy
Lord, it's like a hard-candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard-candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars
Maybe I'll count the stars
Until dawn
Me, I will go on

Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town
Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll meet someone
And make him mine
Me, I'll be just fine

And dandy
Lord, it's like a hard-candy Christmas
I'm barely getting throng tomorrow
But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard-candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

I'll be fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard-candy Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let sorrow bring me way down

'Cause I'll be fine
I'll be fine
Oh, I'll be fine