I WOULDN'T KISS YOUR LIPS SO SWEET
IF YOU WERE THE LAST OY ON EARTH
YOU NEVER THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
AND YOU ALWAYS WANT MUCH MORE THAN YOU'RE WORTH. . .
AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?
YOU DON'T QUALIFY TO KISS MY FEET
AND WHEN YOU THINK OF ME, I HOPE THAT IT HURTS
GUESS I'D HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP
IF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH. . .
SO DON'T COME AROUND HERE TRYIN' TO PERSUADE ME
COS I GOT YOU DOWN, I KNOW YOU'LL ONLY BETRAY ME
AH YEAH - THERE WAS A TIME I MIGHT HAVE JUMPED THRU 
HOOPS FOR YOU
AH YEAH - BUT NOW I DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO
AH YEAH - SO JUST FORGET THAT YOU EVER KISSED ME
GET OUTTA HERE AND LET ME FINISH MY WHISKY
COS I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?
AH - AH - AH - AH - AH
AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER
I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND
NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ?
NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY - NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY 
- NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH