I WOULDN'T KISS YOUR LIPS SO SWEET IF YOU WERE THE LAST OY ON EARTH YOU NEVER THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, AND YOU ALWAYS WANT MUCH MORE THAN YOU'RE WORTH. . . AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ? YOU DON'T QUALIFY TO KISS MY FEET AND WHEN YOU THINK OF ME, I HOPE THAT IT HURTS GUESS I'D HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP IF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH. . . SO DON'T COME AROUND HERE TRYIN' TO PERSUADE ME COS I GOT YOU DOWN, I KNOW YOU'LL ONLY BETRAY ME AH YEAH - THERE WAS A TIME I MIGHT HAVE JUMPED THRU HOOPS FOR YOU AH YEAH - BUT NOW I DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO AH YEAH - SO JUST FORGET THAT YOU EVER KISSED ME GET OUTTA HERE AND LET ME FINISH MY WHISKY COS I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ? AH - AH - AH - AH - AH AND I'LL PUT YOU DOWN, IF YOU COME ANY NEARER I AIN'T PLAYIN' ROUND NOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEARER ? NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY - NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY - NOT IF YOU'RE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH