E B E7 1. I saw a spider I didn't scream Cause I can belch The alphabet just double dog dare me And I chose guitar over ballet And I take these suckers down because they just get in my wayC#4 As The way you look at meA A F# (Is k)inda like a little sisterC#4 As Rubbed by your goodbyesA A F# (And )it leaves me nothing but blistersE R: So I don't want to beAs7 One of the boysA7 One of the guysC7 Just give me a chanceA7 To prove to you tonightE I just wanna beAs7 One of the girlsA7 Pretty in pearlsC7 E Not one of the boys 2. So over the summer something changed I started reading 17 and shaving my legs And I studied Lolita religiously And I walked right into school and caught you drooling over me Cause I know what you know (But )now your gonna have to take a number It's ok maybe one day (But )not until I get my diamond ring R1: Cause I don't want to be One of the boys One of the guys Just give me a chance To prove to you tonight I just wanna be your homecoming queen pin-up poster dream Not one of the boysA7 As7 *: I wanna be a flowerC#4 F# Not a dirty weedA7 As7 And I wanna smellC#4 F# Like roses not a baseball teamA7 As7 And I swear maybe one dayC#4 F# You're gonna wanna make outF# Make out, make outE with meAs7 A7 C7 A7 E (Don't wanna be) R: So I don't want to be...