Sunday, and mum was cleaning up jack's room I could call it, the beginning of this household's doom After knowing her son for 18 years, she did not expect to find these items here. In jack's room, behind the cupboard, she finds pretty stockings & dresses & heels. In jack's room, behind the cupboard she finds pretty dresses & heels. Down the stairs in a confused state of mind. Mother tells dad, our son has something to hide As he follows her back up to jack's room Really not knowing what to presume. In jack's room behind the cupboard They find pretty stockings & dresses & heels In jack's room behind the cupboard, they find pretty dresses & heels. And now jack is walking home Thinks there is nothing wrong He even stops to buy some flowers For his dearest folks, cause they're such a joke They want to clean his room for hours And now jack's in a confused state of mind Mother asks him, he doesn't know how to reply Then dad suddenly, goes bright red And says, ive got something to confess In jack's room behind the cupboard They're my pretty stockings & dresses & heels In jack's room, behind the cupboard They're my pretty dresses & heels. In jack's room, behind the cupboard They're my pretty stockings & dresses & heels In jack's room, behind the cupboard They're my pretty dresses & heels