Get too drunk at the Christmas party Puked on my dress Shit, guess I better leave On the way home I take a detour I wanna see you I wish I never saw Get the key from under the mat Try to find the light I stumble around I think I heard a noise What's that sound? Well, that's my best friend and you're going down It's Christmas once again but You're fuckin' one of my best friends Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than... My undying love that won't weather (2x) I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas Everyone's excited about going home But I'm embarrassed to tell my mum All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe Are only making me feel more alone All the skater kids are stone on the hill Even the goths are filled with good will I head to the bar to see old faces We're in old streets but new places It's Christmas once again but You're fuckin' one of my best friends Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than... My undying love that won't weather (2x) I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas Well I guess there's other girls you fucked Well I guess this means you really sucks Well I hope you feel alone this Christmas You can say goodbye to this cause You know I'm never coming back It's Christmas once again but You're fuckin' one of my best friends Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than... My undying love that won't weather (2x) I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this Christmas