My hat, my hat
Where did I put my hat?
All I know is I can't go outside like that
So where did I put my gosh darn hat?
My phone, my phone
Where did I put my phone?
I can't leave the house without my phone
'Cause then I'd be alone
But without my hat, and without my phone
I'm a hatless, phoneless person
And that's okay
Anyway
My shoes, my shoes
Where did I put my shoes?
I might step on gum or a bunch of screws
That's why I gotta find my gosh dang shoes
My head, my head
Where did I put my head?
Maybe I should swap it for a computer instead
Because at least a computer could find my phone
But without shoes and without my head
I'm a shoeless, headless person
And that's okay
Let's focus on finding my phone!
Is it way down low
Or is it way up high?
All I know for sure is that it's underneath the sky
Somewhere
That's what I'm talking about
Somewhere
You can call me on the phone
Somewhere
My hat, my hat
Where did I put my hat?
All I know is I can't go outside like that
So where did I put my gosh darn hat?
'Cause without my hat, and without my phone
And without my shoes, and without my head
I'm just a forgetful person
And that's okay
Anyway
I still have to go and start my day!
