Where is she 
When the little thing cries? 
She lies in a bed 
With a friend of mine. 
But some nights 
She'll run back in fright 
If she picks on a dick 
That's too big for her pride. 

Oh! Oh! 
Why did I ever go marry her? 
I was a child! 
I'm holding the baby, 
She's ran-tanning constantly. 
She saw me coming for miles. 
She saw me open wide. 

Four o'clock 
And the key's in the lock. 
And she's been on the wink 
And she's stinking of drink. 
Wakes the kid, 
So I put him to sleep, 
And she's in there all night, 
Doubled over the sink. 

Oh! Oh! 
Why did I ever go marry her? 
I was a child! 
I'm holding the baby, 
She's ran-tanning constantly. 
She saw me coming for miles. 
She saw me open wide. 
Open wide.